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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

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How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.