Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Chicken Caesar salad.

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Its going to be all rye.

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SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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They have access to arms.

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Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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Start shouting Jehovah.

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Babe, it's a valve!

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!