Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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Me: I peed my pants.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.