Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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It wanted to play squash.

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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Chicken Caesar salad.

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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Two parrots exactly the same!

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He glances over his shoulder.

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He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!