Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!