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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His shoulder.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.