What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard