What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.