What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.