What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...