What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.