What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.