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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied