How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles