How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What is a snowman's favorite book?

War and Frozen Peas!

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.