How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

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How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.