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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Forehead Jokes More Forehead Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

When she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead