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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

Forehead Jokes More Forehead Jokes

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

When she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

How does a blonde high-5?

She smacks herself in the forehead.