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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense