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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor