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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.