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Medical School Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.