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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.