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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!