What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy