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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy