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What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What do you call the worst Dr. Who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank