Graduate Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What do you call the worst Dr. Who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Felon Jokes More Felon Jokes

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!