A Doctor.
They were graduated
Dr.
A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.
They'll tell you.
Would you like fries with that
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly
Doctor.
He went to Europe to study a-Broderick
Coagulations!
Alumniati
Thesus
No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer
Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
17th January. What year Every year!
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
Audi *tips hat*
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
You pay him for the pizza.
Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
