Graduate Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What do you call the worst Dr. Who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

Complete Jokes More Complete Jokes

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan