Graduate Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What do you call the worst Dr. Who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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Math Major Jokes More Math Major Jokes

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

C O R R E C T L Y Jokes More C O R R E C T L Y Jokes

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

Felon Jokes More Felon Jokes

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

Web Designer Jokes More Web Designer Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What do you call a graduated spider?

A Web Designer

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama