Graduate Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What do you call the worst Dr. Who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

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Why is N the coolest letter?

Because it's N.Ice

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Radian Jokes More Radian Jokes

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Graduate Cylinder Jokes More Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA