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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

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What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.