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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Shuck Jokes More Shuck Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Nuttin Jokes More Nuttin Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'