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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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Fire in the hole!

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She threw away all of the W's.

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Because he went crackers.

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The steaks have never been higher

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Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'