Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why do people with OCD like Family Feud?

Because it's always black and white.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...