Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.