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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way