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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.