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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.