Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here