Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.