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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

How can you even see with those?

You're fired.

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

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Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.