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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.