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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.