Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

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I stopped butchering goats.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

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Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Who's there! Acid! Acid who?

Acidently on purpose!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

Apple juice