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Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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Smart Fruit Jokes More Smart Fruit Jokes

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Concentration Jokes More Concentration Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Blonde Stare Jokes More Blonde Stare Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Who's there! Acid! Acid who?

Acidently on purpose!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

What people travel the most?

Romans.

Yoga Jokes More Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.