Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.