Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Orange Juice Box Jokes More Orange Juice Box Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.