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Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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Yoga Jokes More Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Diary Jokes More Diary Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Orange Juice Box Jokes More Orange Juice Box Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Anne Frank Jokes More Anne Frank Jokes

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.