Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

Yoga Jokes More Yoga Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau