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Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business?

Because he had no compaDREs.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Yoga Jokes More Yoga Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Smart Fruit Jokes More Smart Fruit Jokes

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!