Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

She took the 33 bus twice instead.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.