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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.