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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird