Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

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How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.