Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.