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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.