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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.