Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.