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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is the magic word?

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.