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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.