Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.