How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!