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How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.