April Sale - 20% Off

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Caw Jokes More Caw Jokes

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.