What did the teenage crow want for his ...

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.