The car salesman can probably drive!
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
The pencil has a point
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.
The car salesman knows he is lying.
He got autobahned
