Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Groomer Jokes More Groomer Jokes

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it