Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it