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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.