Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles