Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...