Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

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What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!