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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.