The octopus because it is well armed.
The porbeagle.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!
Depends on who wrote the script.
Charlie Sheen's winning.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Because it was well armed.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.