Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way