Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep