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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.