Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

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Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby