Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out