Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast