Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call jokes about bread?

Buns

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.