Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.