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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...