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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...