Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the highest point in the ocean?

The Marijuanas Trench.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...