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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.