Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast