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How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*