How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't, you go and grab him.

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How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't, you go and grab him.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't, you go and grab him.