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How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.