You don't, you go and grab him.
Russel.
To stop getting confused as feminists
A dog knows what is 'no'.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it