How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.