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How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!