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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.