What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Because they can't elope.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!