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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!