What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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Because it was 2 turnt up

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It tastes fowl.

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She had no sense of porpoise.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.