What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.