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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!