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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.