What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

Endorphins

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything