What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.