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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

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What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.