Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!