Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

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I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.