Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

Bart Simpson Jokes More Bart Simpson Jokes

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.