Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.