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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!