Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

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What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.