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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!