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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "