What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!