What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!