What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!