What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!