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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "