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What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!