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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.