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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Who's there! Benny! Bennny who?

Benny thing happening!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.