What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.