What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

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What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt