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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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Because they take things literally.

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Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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Wait, I can explain everything!

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What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

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Yuri Googoogagarin.

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt