This could use some salt.
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Because her pee is silent.
Two women playing pool.
Penacilin
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
An Infantry
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.