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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

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What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.