What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt