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Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to