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Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam