Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

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What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.