Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.