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What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies