What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.