What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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How do elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

Ele-font