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What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

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What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin