What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

Previous Random Joke Next

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!