What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!