In its trunk.
Big holes in your garden
Elephino.
In case they run out of bullets.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!
It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.
They only have one pair of trunks.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
