Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.