In its trunk.
To stop getting wet!
Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!
SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer
A dell
It breaks the trunk.
Their trunks.