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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!