Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!