Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks