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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks