Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk