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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.