Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)