Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"