Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

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What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.