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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.