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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.