What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.