What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.