What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Lose Clause Jokes More Lose Clause Jokes

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.