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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause