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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us