Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us