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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us