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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere