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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere