Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.