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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.