Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.