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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!