Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.