Johnny Jokes

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes