What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.