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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

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