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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage