How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

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Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON