How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

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Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage