How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON