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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.