What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.