What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.