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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays