What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Two days.

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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