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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.