What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.