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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.