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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.