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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.