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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.