What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!