What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!