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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are gold fish orange?

The water makes them rusty!

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.