What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!