What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.