What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.