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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise