What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.