What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.