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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

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Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes