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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon