What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.