What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)