What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!