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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*