What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.