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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

How does he smell?

Terrible!

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.