What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast