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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.