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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

Frog Finger Jokes More Frog Finger Jokes

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps