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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner