What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

Frog Finger Jokes More Frog Finger Jokes

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps