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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.